Smuckers lube

Peter-they were out of KY jelly so I got Smuckers

The question I have about this was: Would people actually buy Jelly in place of lube? Talking to a friend I realized, yes, people would DEFIANTLY buy it for the following reasons
1. People buy edible panties, which are about the same thing
2. People have sex with midgets, so they NEED lube
3. You can fuck your lady, then make a sandwich..every mans cream dream


People have been pressuring me to make decisions about my future and all I can think is...why the fuck should I? I'm only 17 and with the way medicine is advancing I truly beleive that I will live to be 500 years old...500 years old?..I'm a fucking idiot...

Get...out of my...flashback..you dirty Jew-Eric Cartman